Mustached Plant Employee: Hey, Homer? What do I tell the boss?Homer: Tell him I'm going to the back seat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
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Lisa Simpson: I'll just give the signal.Lisa Simpson: "Milk is murder!"
Homer Simpson: Here I have all this money, and I can't even use it to help the woman who gave birth to me.Barney Gumble: Why don't you buy stuff for your family and leave it where they can find it?Homer Simpson: That's brilliant! Just for that, you can help yourself to anything from this tree.Barney Gumble: But that's not the money tree.Homer Simpson: This is the tree where I hide my adult magazines.Barney Gumble: Whoa!
Ned Flanders: I really hate to be a snitch.Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.Ned Flanders: Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.Bart: It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.