Bart: Watch this, Lis. You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half.Bart: And... now!
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Bart: Am I the only one in horrible pain?Homer: You're the only one who won't shut up about it.
Marge: I'm worried about the kids, Homie. Lisa's becoming very obsessive. This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat.Homer: I know. And this perpetual-motion machine she made today is a joke. It just keeps going faster and faster.Marge: And Bart isn't doing very well either. He needs boundaries and structure. There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome.Bart: Hello, mother dear.Marge: That's it, we have to get them back to school.Homer: I'm with you, Marge. Lisa, get in here.Homer: In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Homer: Who are you?Leon Kompowsky: Hi, I'm Michael Jackson from The Jacksons.Homer: I'm Homer Simpson, from The Simpsons.