Homer Simpson: What a picture. You can see the soulless emptiness in that shark's eyes.Homer Simpson: Ooh, Two and a Half Men. You can see the soulless emptiness in Charlie Sheen's eyes.
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Bart: Hey, where's Homer?Marge: Your father is... resting.Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.
Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.Homer Simpson: I don't get it.Lisa Simpson: Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.Homer Simpson: I still don't get it.Lisa Simpson: It's just a joke.Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it! I get jokes!
Homer Simpson: Unions are the worst. There's this one guy at the plant. Has caused three meltdowns, and he's still working there.Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.Homer Simpson: Oh. I say union, you say power. Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Union!Marge Simpson: Power.Homer Simpson: Marge, you're really digging it on the "power," but don't worry. Because of the union, you're safe.