Milhouse: It smells funny in there.Homer: No, it doesn't.
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Marge Simpson: You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place.
Homer Simpson: Fat Tony?Fat Tony: That's right, Fat Homer.
Lisa Simpson: Hey, merry pranksters. Dinner's ready.Bart Simpson: Dammit, she knows! All right, what will it take to buy your silence?Lisa Simpson: Just throw in a couple of "Fur is murder"s.Bart Simpson: How is fur murder? They're just animals.Lisa Simpson: Dad!Bart Simpson: Okay, okay, fur is murder! Everything's murder.