Alright, let's see. Ew, English side ruined. Must use French instructions. Le Grill? What the hell is that?
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Marge Simpson: Oh, honey, I'm so proud of you. You got the highest grade in the class!Lisa Simpson: But, Mom...Marge Simpson: The highest grade!
Marge Simpson: I guess it was a pretty funny prank. I like the ones where nothing catches on fire.Homer Simpson: Yeah. The only thing hurt are feelings.
Ned Flanders: I really hate to be a snitch.Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.Ned Flanders: Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.Bart: It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.