Bart: Hey, where's Homer?Marge: Your father is... resting.Bart: "Resting" hung over? "Resting" got fired? Help me out here.
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If only I were in Springfield, all my friends would be cheering me on... oh, God, I'm delirious.
Homer: This is it. The last bar in Springfield. If they don't let me in, I'll have to quit drinking.Homer's Liver: YAY!Homer: Shut up, liver!
Bart: All right, I'm in. I'll humiliate the love of your life. Because I like you, I'll even do it "pro boner".Principal Skinner: It's "pro bono".Bart: I know what I said.