Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall!
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Marge Simpson: Lisa's okay with not having friends? That's the saddest thing a daughter could say to her mother.Bart Simpson: I can think of something sadder. The saddest thing would be if Mom and Lisa were texting while driving and Mom hit Lisa, and Lisa's last text was "I got the message." Good night.
Bart Simpson: We make a great brother-sister team, like Andy and Lana Wachowski.Lisa Simpson: Should we hug?Bart Simpson: Let's fist bump through a towel.Lisa Simpson: Works for me.
I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.