Bart Simpson: We make a great brother-sister team, like Andy and Lana Wachowski.Lisa Simpson: Should we hug?Bart Simpson: Let's fist bump through a towel.Lisa Simpson: Works for me.
I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.
Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the zebra did it.Homer Simpson: I don't get it.Lisa Simpson: Dad, the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary.Homer Simpson: I still don't get it.Lisa Simpson: It's just a joke.Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it! I get jokes!
Mr. Burns: Simpson! You'll rue the day you took a pie tin, made two holes for eyes, and tied a rubber band around the back!Homer Simpson: It's not a rubber band, it's a Scrunchie!