I'm gonna come back with the best gift a husband can get a wife- an annulment from his secret wife.
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Homer: Little Lisa, Lisa Simpson. You know, I always felt you were the best thing my name ever got attached to. Ever since the time you learned to pin your own diapers, you've been smarter than me.Lisa: Oh, Dad...Homer: No, no, let me finish. I just want you to know I've always been proud of you. You're my greatest accomplishment, and you did it all yourself. You taught me to understand my own life better, and made me a better person, but you're still my daughter, and I don't think anyone has ever had a better daughter than...Lisa: Dad, you're babbling.Homer: See? You're still helping me.
Hello, operator. Give me the number for 911.
Lisa Simpson: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?Marge: Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog!Marge: Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!