Marge Simpson: You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place.
Google, you may have enslave half the world, but you're a darn fine search engine.
You're right, Marge. Just like the time I could have met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day, I kept saying, "I'll go a little later, I'll go a little later..." And when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he'll ever come back again, he said he didn't know. Well, I'm never going to let something like that happen again!
Homer: I'm just trying to buy that Stairway to Heaven Jesus sang about.Ned Flanders: That was Led Zeppelin.Homer: Go back to your bong, hippie!