Homer Simpson: Fat Tony?Fat Tony: That's right, Fat Homer.
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Homer Simpson: Here we are. Branson, Missouri.Bronson Man: No, pally. This is Bronson, Missouri.Lisa Simpson: Well, how do we get to Branson?Bronson Lady: Number 10 bus.Bronson Kid: Hey, Ma, how about some cookies?Bronson Lady: No dice.Bronson Kid: This ain't over.
Homer Simpson: You workin'?Benjamin: Oh my, yes. I'm on a secret project that I'm not at liberty to divulge...Benjamin: cyborgs...Doug: I invented a program that downloads porn off the internet one million times faster.Marge Simpson: Does anybody need that much porno?Homer Simpson: Uuh-huuh-uuuh, one million times.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, contrary to what you have just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and The Star Wars Trilogy. If you'd like to learn more about war, there's lots of books in your local library, many of them with cool gory pictures. See you next week. Peace, man!