Lisa: I feel like I'm gonna die, Bart.Bart: We're all gonna die, Lis.Lisa: I meant soon.Bart: So did I.
Marge Simpson: How could you do this to someone you love?Homer Simpson: How could I not? I saw you pouring your heart and soul into this business and getting nowhere, I saw you desperately trying to cram one more salty treat into America's already-bloated snack hole, so I did what I could. I did what any loving husband would do: I reached out to some violent mobsters.
Thanks for helping us free that whale, Willie.
Marge Simpson: You've destroyed our son's self-esteem.Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place.