Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.Homer: Son, I am proud of you. I was twice your age when I figured that out.
Homer: Oh wow, I can't believe my first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. You know that movie, Young Frankenstein? Scared the hell out of me.Mel Brooks: Umm, thanks.
"Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
These flowers have saved me from a terrible fate: not getting an A on my science project.