Homer: Oh wow, I can't believe my first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks. You know that movie, Young Frankenstein? Scared the hell out of me.Mel Brooks: Umm, thanks.
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Homer Simpson: They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.Marge Simpson: That was a sexual harassment seminar.Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter, I'm taking it pass/fail.
Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.Homer: Okay, I will.
Carl Carlson: I always thought your name was spelled Simsun.Homer Simpson: You don't know how to spell my name? Don't you ever look up at the sky?Carl Carlson: I was wondering what that was.