These flowers have saved me from a terrible fate: not getting an A on my science project.
Read more Lisa Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
I haven't been this confident since I saw "La La Land" win Best Picture and turned off my TV.
Homer Simpson: Okay, boy. This is where all the hard work, sacrifice, and painful scaldings pay off.Employee: Four pounds of grease... that comes to... sixty-three cents.Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!Bart Simpson: Dad, all that bacon cost twenty-seven dollars.Homer Simpson: Yeah, but your mom paid for that!Bart Simpson: But doesn't she get her money from you?Homer Simpson: And I get my money from grease! What's the problem?
Bart Simpson: Come on, dad. You love New York, now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated; Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.Homer Simpson: Lousy outdated relics.