"Dear Homer, I.O.U. one emergency donut. Signed, Homer." Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
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Candace: I'm pretty fascinating myself. I'm an author.Homer Simpson: I thought you were a pharmacist.Candace: Tennessee Williams worked in a shoe factory.Homer Simpson: You were pretty quick with that fact.
Dear Lord, please bring back plastic straws. The paper ones get soggy SO fast!
I'm in no condition to drive... wait! I shouldn't listen to myself! I'm drunk!