Grampa: Too bad, you ain't getting' it!
Moe: Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme. Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back - hey, would you cuddle me?Moe: Dude, that little!Moe: I'm going to drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific. Stop.
Ah, Halloween. The one time of year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.
Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven.Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores: clean the garage, paint the house...Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus.