Ah, Halloween. The one time of year where the squalor of our home works to our advantage.
Read more Homer Simpson QuotesFrom: The Simpsons
Kent Brockman: Our top story is the ozone hole that devastated Brazil last summer is apparently wintering in Springfield.Bart Simpson: Wooh! Springfield rocks!Kent Brockman: Residents are advised to stay inside unless you use sunscreen, or are very, very hairy. Experts recommend class nine, or Robin Williams level of hair coverage.
Homer: We're proud of you, boy.Bart: Thanks, Dad. A part of this D-minus belongs to God.
Bart Simpson: Mom says I can have ice cream for breakfast. Oh, she's still here. Mom, can I have ice cream for breakfast?Marge Simpson: No way, mister! It's just chocolate chip pancakes and syrup for you.