Moe: Telegram for Heywood U. Cuddleme. Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back - hey, would you cuddle me?
Moe: Dude, that little!
Moe: I'm going to drive a golden spike where your Union meets your Central Pacific. Stop.
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From: The Simpsons