Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
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For your information, Sheldon does not look down on women. He looks down on everyone.
Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!
I've often been asked why I never learned to drive a car. This night is your answer.
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