Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
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I've often been asked why I never learned to drive a car. This night is your answer.
Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?Mary Cooper: No!Missy Cooper: Damn it
Georgie: Admit he, he's adopted.Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Missy Cooper: I wish I was adopted.Mary: That can still be arranged.