Georgie: Admit he, he's adopted.Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Missy Cooper: I wish I was adopted.Mary: That can still be arranged.
Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!
For your information, Sheldon does not look down on women. He looks down on everyone.
