Georgie: Admit he, he's adopted.Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Missy Cooper: I wish I was adopted.Mary: That can still be arranged.
Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
George Sr.: You saw it. My own son can't even imagine me being a role model. How am I supposed to be okay with that?Mary Cooper: You're a role model for Georgie.George Sr.: I used to be. Now he wants to grow up and be Tony Danza.Mary Cooper: Did you forget you have a daughter who would really benefit from having a good man to look up to?Mary Cooper: Oh dear Lord, you did forget.
See? You sound smart, but you're still dumb.
