Georgie: Admit he, he's adopted.Sheldon Cooper: How can I be adopted when I have a twin sister? Think, monkey, think.Missy Cooper: I wish I was adopted.Mary: That can still be arranged.
Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!
See? You sound smart, but you're still dumb.
Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?Mary Cooper: No!Missy Cooper: Damn it
