Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?Mary Cooper: No!Missy Cooper: Damn it
Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!
Why does it smell like Missy?