Missy Cooper: Is Sheldon going to jail?Mary Cooper: No!Missy Cooper: Damn it
Tam: You know, sometimes you sound like a super villain.Sheldon: Silence!Tam: That'll be more effective after your voice changes.Sheldon: Silence!
Brenda Sparks: I'm gonna have a little chat with your mother.Sheldon Cooper: Seems unlikely. My mother's on Vulcan.Billy Sparks: My mother's on Valium.
Sheldon: Mom, I was going through our expenditures and I noticed our grocery bills are up 12% compared to last quarter? Any idea why?George Sr.: Well, there's a person at the end of the table who eats for free.Meemaw: And there's a person at the *other* end of the table who eats for three!
