Kung Fu Panda (2008) Quotes

Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.
Tigress : Oh that is it!
Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!
Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

Oh! My tenders!

Tigress : One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew kung fu.
Crane : Yeah, or could at least touch his toes.
Monkey : Or even see his toes.

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.

Skadoosh!

Well done, students... *if* you were trying to disappoint me.

Viper : Are you ready?
Po : I was born read...
Viper : I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po : That was awesome! Let's go again!

This'll be easier than I thought.

There is now a level zero.

I'm not hungry... Master.

Crane : Look, you don't belong here.
Po : Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of...
Crane : I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.

Yeah, ha-ha-ha!

Oogway : There are no accidents.
Shifu : Yes, I know. You said that already. Twice.
Oogway : Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu : Thrice.

Shifu : But who? Who is worthy to be trusted with the secret to limitless power? To become the Dragon Warrior?
Oogway : I don't know.

Tigress : If he's smart, he won't come back up those steps.
Monkey : But, he will.
Viper : He's not gonna quit, is he?
Mantis : He's not gonna quit bouncing, I'll tell you that.

He's too fast... Sorry, Po!

Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen Bear style!

Mr. Ping : The secret ingredient is... nothing!
Po : Huh?
Mr. Ping : You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient.
Po : Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping : Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.
Po : There is no secret ingredient...

I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you at least tell me where we're going?

Careful, that soup is... sharp!

Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!

Stop! I'm gonna pee!

The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!

He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!

The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.

Po : Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Oogway : Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.