Kung Fu Panda 2 (2011) Quotes

Shen : OW!

[plucks out some of Shen's feathers]

Soothsayer : I see... I see... pain.

Soothsayer : And anger.

I'm not freaking out, I'm freaking in.

I am Po... and I'm gonna need a hat.

Wolf Boss : Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po : Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder!

Soothsayer : A peacock... is defeated by a warrior of black and white. Nothing has changed.
Shen : That is impossible, and you know it.
Soothsayer : It is not impossible, and he knows it.
Shen : Who?
Wolf Boss : Lord Shen, I saw a panda!
Shen : A panda?
Wolf Boss : A kung fu warrior! He fought like a demon! Big and furry, soft and squishy... kind of plush and cuddly.

[chews on the hem of his robe]

Shen : How dare you! That is the finest silk in the province!

Soothsayer : Followed by denial.
Shen : This is not fortune-telling, you're just saying what's happening right...!
Soothsayer : Now?
Soothsayer : The most important time, is now.

Soothsayer : If you continue on your current path, you will find yourself... at the bottom of the stairs.
Soothsayer : I see... I see... I see, pain!
Shen : Ow!
Soothsayer : And anger!
Shen : How dare you! This is the finest silk in the province!

How many times do I have to kill the same stinking panda?

Shen : So, one panda lives. That does not make you right.
Soothsayer : You're right. Being right makes me right.
Shen : Then I will kill him, and make you wrong!

Shen : Why don't you tell me my...
Soothsayer : Fortune?
Shen : The future. I was going to say "future."

Will you stop that?

We cannot give up hope. Po would want us to remain strong. Hardcore! Right, Tigress?

Ah. My old enemy... stairs!

Destroy this weapon, and bring Lord Shen to justice!

Tigress : Don't worry Mr. Ping. He'll be back before you can say "noodles".
Mr. Ping : "noodles"

Po : Kung-fu staring contest! GO!
Po : You guys look amazing, by the way...

Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable.

How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?

I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?

Po : They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper : Sorry, Po. It's just me.

Po : My fist hungers for justice!
Po : That was my... fist.

Soothsayer : Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. So, who are you, panda?
Po : I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.