Best Jumanji Movie Quotes
Directed by: Joe Johnston
Written by: Jonathan Hensleigh, Greg Taylor
Starring: Robin Williams, Kirsten Dunst, Bonnie Hunt
Released on: December 15, 1995
Taglines: An Adventure For Those Who Seek To Find A Way To Leave Their World Behind
Need a hand? Well, you just wait / We'll help you out... we each have eight."
Hunter Van Pelt : You miserable coward! Come back and face me like a man!
Hunter Van Pelt : Not good enough, Sonny Jim! I'm coming, ready or not...
Alan, they're here.
"You're almost there with much at stake / But now the ground begins to quake."
"This will not be an easy mission / Monkeys slow the expedition."
Gun salesman : You know they stopped making these in 1903...?
Hunter Van Pelt : Damn. I'll be needing a replacement weapon.
It's me! It's me, Alan, Mom and Dad! I'm home! I'm back!
Sarah and I would like to get out of the floor, so it's your turn, Peter.
Alan Parrish : Listen, Carl. I know it doesn't mean much after twenty-six years. But I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Carl : Sorry for what?
Alan Parrish : It's me, Alan.
Alan Parrish : Where's Sir Sav-A-Lot?
Carl : Monroe and Elm!
Alan Parrish : The Episcopal Church.
Carl : No, it's not a church anymore. Now it's a Speedy Burger. Or at least it was. I don't know what's left of it. People in this town are goin' loopy.
Don't worry. I've done this before. Once.
Alan Parrish : What, are you crying? You don't cry, all right? You keep your chin up. Come on, keep your chin up. Crying never helped anybody do anything, okay? You have a problem, you face it like a man.
Alan Parrish : Hey, hey, I'm sorry, okay?... Twenty-six years buried in the deepest darkest jungle, and I still became my father.
Beware of the ground for which you stand / The floor is quicker than the sand."
"There is a lesson you will learn / Sometimes you must go back a turn."
A tiny bite can make you itch / Make you sneeze, make you twitch."
Exterminator : Bats aren't what I worry about in this house anyway.
Judy Shepherd : What would you worry about?
Exterminator : Well, personally, I wouldn't want to live in a house where someone was murdered.
Judy Shepherd : Murdered?
Exterminator : Yep, little Alan Parrish. I'd say his father did it. There's 1,001 places he could've hid the body in this house - especially if he chopped it up first.
Our parents are dead too. They were in the Middle East negotiating peace when...
Alan Parrish : Do you know what happened to this shoe factory?
Shoe Factory Bum : Yeah, it folded up, like everything else in this town. It's pretty cold out there. How about some coffee?
Alan Parrish : Why would they close Parrish Shoes?
Shoe Factory Bum : Well, when his kid ran away, Sam put everything he had to find him - his time, his money, everything. After a while, he stopped coming to work. He just quit caring. I don't think anybody loved his boy more than Sam did.
Alan Parrish : Okay, it's my turn. I got it! "Colonel Mustard in the Library with a wrench."
Alan Parrish : "Clue."
Do you know what it was like to have witnessed Alan Parrish's murder? Do you think anyone showed up at my 14th birthday party?
Stop giving me things that come apart!
You think that mosquitos, monkeys, and lions are bad? That is just the beginning. I've seen things you've only seen in your nightmares. Things you can't even imagine. Things you can't even see. There are things that hunt you in the night. Then something screams. Then you hear them eating, and you hope to God that you're not dessert. Afraid? You don't even know what afraid is. You would not last five minutes without me.
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