Kung Fu Panda (2008) quotes

Tigress : Shifu loved Tai Lung like he had never loved anyone before... or since. And now, he has a chance to make things right. To train the true Dragon Warrior. And he's stuck with you. A big, fat, panda, who treats it like a joke.
Tigress : Oh that is it!
Mantis : Wait, my fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve!
Mantis : And may... have also stopped his heart.

Tigress

Skadoosh!

Po

I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.

Po