Po Quotes

Latest Po quotes from Kung Fu Panda (2008)


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Po is played by Jack Black in Kung Fu Panda (2008).


Oh! My tenders!


Wolf Boss : Is that all you got? 'Cause it feels like I'm fighting a big old fluffy cloud!
Po : Well, this cloud is about bring the thunder!


 I am Po... and I'm gonna need a hat. image

I am Po... and I'm gonna need a hat.


I'm not freaking out, I'm freaking in.


Viper : Are you ready?
Po : I was born read...
Viper : I'm sorry, Brother! I thought you said you were ready.
Po : That was awesome! Let's go again!


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Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend. image

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.


 There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness. image

There is no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness.


Yeah, ha-ha-ha!


Po : Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Oogway : Quit, don't quit... Noodles, don't noodles... You are too concerned about what was and what will be. There is a saying: yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present.


Po : Kung-fu staring contest! GO!
Po : You guys look amazing, by the way...


Nothing's unstoppable except for me when I'm stopping you from telling me something's unstoppable.


The Furious Five! You're so much bigger than your action figures! Except you, Mantis. You're about the same.


How can kung fu stop something that stops kung fu?


He was so deadly, in fact, that his enemies would go blind from over-exposure to pure awesomeness!


I threw up around the third floor, so you might want to clean that up. You guys got an evil janitor around here or something?


Po : They must be close. I can feel a Kung Fu chill riding up my spine.
Viper : Sorry, Po. It's just me.


Po : My fist hungers for justice!
Po : That was my... fist.


Soothsayer : Your story may not have such a happy beginning, but that doesn't make you who you are. It is the rest of your story, who you choose to be. So, who are you, panda?
Po : I am Po. And I'm gonna need a hat.


Ah. My old enemy... stairs!


I'm not hungry... Master.


Hey, what you got? You got nothing because I got it right here. You picking on my friends? Get ready to feel the thunder. Come out with the crazy feet. What you goin' to do about the crazy feet. I'm a blur! I'm a blur! You never seen Bear style!


Mr. Ping : The secret ingredient is... nothing!
Po : Huh?
Mr. Ping : You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient.
Po : Wait, wait... it's just plain old noodle soup? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping : Don't have to. To make something special you just have to believe it's special.
Po : There is no secret ingredient...


Crane : Look, you don't belong here.
Po : Yeah. Yeah. I know. It's just... All my life I have dreamed of...
Crane : I mean you don't belong here, in this room. This is my room. Property of Crane.


I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my kung fu may not be as good as later on.


I know you're trying to be all mystical and Kung Fu-ey, but could you at least tell me where we're going?


Careful, that soup is... sharp!


Wow! I've only seen paintings of that painting!


Stop! I'm gonna pee!


The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can get cut just by looking at - Ow!


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