Jurassic World (2015) Quotes

Hey, don't give me that shit.

Don't worry. It's gonna be just like taking a walk in the woods... 65 million years ago.

That thing out there... That is no dinosaur.

It didn't eat them. It's killing for sport.

You can't ever tell your mother about this!

We have an asset out of containment. Put ACU on alert. This not a drill.

Run!

Every time we unveiled a new attraction, attendance has spiked.

The key to a happy life is to accept you are never actually in control.

Come on, look alive, boys! Look alive!

You might have made them in a test tube, buy they don't know that. These animals are thinking, "I gotta eat. I gotta hunt. I gotta..." You can relate to at least one of those things. Right?

Paddock Supervisor : That wall's forty feet high. You really think she could've climbed out?
Owen : Depends.
Paddock Supervisor : On what?
Owen : What kinda dinosaur they cooked up in that lab.

This might be our only chance!

YOU created a genetically modified hybrid, RAISED it in captivity; She is seeing all of this for the first time, she doesn't even know WHAT she is! She Will Kill ANYTHING that moves!

Claire : And please, clean your workplace. It's... chaotic.
Lowery : I like to see it as living system... Just enough stability to keep it from falling into total anarchy.

Vivian : Did you close the deal?
Claire : Looks like it. Verizon Wireless presents the Indominus Rex.
Lowery : Ugh, that is so terrible. Why not just go the distance, Claire, and just let these corporations name the dinosaurs? They got all the ball parks. Why stop there?

Everyone remain calm!

Claire : Why are the west plains closed?
Vivian : Another Pachy roaming outside his zone. But he's fully sedated and ready for relocation.

The park needs a new attraction every few years in order to reinvigorate the public's interest. Kind of like the space program.

Masrani : I never asked for a monster!
Henry Wu : Monster is a relative term. To a canary, a cat is a monster. We're just used to being the cat.

Remember why this place was made, Claire. Jurassic World exists to show us how very small we are. Very new. You can't put a price on that.

Barry : What do you think? Want to take one home?
Hoskins : Hey, don't joke. When I was your age I rescued a wolf pup. It was like two months old. Could barely walk. Used to sleep by my bed. Watch over me. My wife, she came at me with a steak knife. He took a chunk out of her arm.
Barry : You put him down?
Hoskins : Hell no.

Hoskins

I can't wait to tell my mom about this!

We are safe in here right?

Gray : If mom and dad get divorced, will one of us be with mom and the other with dad?
Zach : What? Why would you say that?
Gray : Because they are.
Zach : No, they're not getting divor... they're not getting divorced! Look, you haven't been around long enough; they've always been that way.
Gray : They get mail from two different lawyers.
Zach : That doesn't mean anything.
Gray : I Googled it. They're divorce lawyers.

Gray : No, no, bad idea.
Zach : No, it's a great idea.
Gray : No, it's a bad idea. We're gonna get arrested, they're gonna shave our heads. and we're going to have to make root beer in the toilet.
Zach : What are you talking about?