Mac: There are two guys in this church that are gay!Charlie Kelly: Who's the other guy?
Bobby Thunderstorm: Hey, now we're talking here. She's a killer!Dee Reynolds: You're goddamn right I'm a killer.Brianna: You look like a holocaust victim in pageant makeup.Dee Reynolds: I will eat your babies, bitch!Brianna: Bring it!Frank Reynolds: Nobody's eating anybody's babies.Bobby Thunderstorm: Hey, you looking to spur, little girl?Frank Reynolds: No, no. No fight. She's not ready.Dee Reynolds: Oh, I'm ready.Frank Reynolds: No, no, you're not ready.Dee Reynolds: I'm ready! Let me eat her babies!
Charlie Kelly: Dennis, can I give you some advice?Dennis Reynolds: Absolutely not.
Charlie Kelly: Mac, why the hell did you sprint ahead of me, man?Mac: Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides.Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ.