Charlie Kelly: Mac, why the hell did you sprint ahead of me, man?Mac: Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides.Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ.
Dennis Reynolds: Who are you here to see?Mac: My friend Sandy.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?Mac: I have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?Dee Reynolds: Oh, hello, Mac.Dennis Reynolds: Not so young and attractive, is she?
Dennis Reynolds: Charlie can't read.Frank Reynolds: He'll adapt.Dennis Reynolds: He'll adapt to reading?
Charlie Kelly: Oh, you know, I told you. I asked for more money.Dee Reynolds: What?Charlie Kelly: Yes, I did!Dee Reynolds: No, you didn't!Charlie Kelly: I was using dead presidents as a cover. You didn't get that?Dee Reynolds: He said to the man, he wanted many, many thousands of green people from history times.