Dennis Reynolds: Charlie can't read.Frank Reynolds: He'll adapt.Dennis Reynolds: He'll adapt to reading?
Read more Dennis Reynolds QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Bonnie Kelly: I had an abortion. It just didn't take.Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?Bonnie Kelly: You survived it. You survived the abortion!
Charlie Kelly: Mac, why the hell did you sprint ahead of me, man?Mac: Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides.Dennis Reynolds: Jesus Christ.
Dennis Reynolds: Who are you here to see?Mac: My friend Sandy.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?Mac: I have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?Dee Reynolds: Oh, hello, Mac.Dennis Reynolds: Not so young and attractive, is she?