Bonnie Kelly: I had an abortion. It just didn't take.Charlie Kelly: What does that mean?Bonnie Kelly: You survived it. You survived the abortion!
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I mean, shit, if you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins!
Dennis Reynolds: Once the guests arrive, we will ply them with liquor, and then I will present to them this peace treaty that I will have them sign.Frank Reynolds: Why you always want people to sign creepy documents?Dennis Reynolds: Well, Frank, once something's in writing, that means it's set in stone. Then no one can do anything to stop me.
Dennis Reynolds: Charlie can't read.Frank Reynolds: He'll adapt.Dennis Reynolds: He'll adapt to reading?