I mean, shit, if you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins!
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Charlie Kelly: Mac, can an asshole rip in half?Mac: Like tissue paper.
Frank Reynolds: All right, now pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken and you're gonna cook it tonight and make a tasty dinner that's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.Beth: Actually, I'm vegan.Frank Reynolds: Okay, then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.Dee Reynolds: Nice one.
Charlie Kelly: Let me make a... cream pie... for you, okay? Then you can try it. See what you think.Dennis Reynolds: I do not want to taste your cream pie.