Charlie Kelly: Mac, can an asshole rip in half?Mac: Like tissue paper.
Dennis Reynolds: Hey, do you remember all the good times that we used to have in the back of your dad's Datsun behind this place? Oh, man. So much romance. Mmm. Hey, how is your dad?Maureen Ponderosa: Dad died last year.Dennis Reynolds: Did he die?Maureen Ponderosa: Yeah.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, that's... that's too bad. It happens, you know. He was getting up there, right? I mean, it was probably natural causes, or...Maureen Ponderosa: Suicide.Dennis Reynolds: Sui- suicide?Maureen Ponderosa: Car exhaust, yeah. I had to break the window of the Datsun, so...Dennis Reynolds: Oh, yeah. It was one of those. One of those, huh?Maureen Ponderosa: His eyes were so yellow.Dennis Reynolds: Okay.
Aw, merge, merge! You had your... Come on, you got, you have to seize the goddamn gap! People are so goddamn inefficient! Oh, goddammit! I don't care if you're old, seize the gap! You old fat bitch! You fat bitch!
Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?Dennis Reynolds: You're going to hell, dude.Dee Reynolds: Seriously.