Mac: If the McPoyles got blown, and Charlie got blown, then why didn't I get blown?Dennis Reynolds: You're going to hell, dude.Dee Reynolds: Seriously.
Read more Mac QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Charlie Kelly: Someone should've worn a shirt, right?Mac: Probably the kid.
Dennis Reynolds: Who are you here to see?Mac: My friend Sandy.Dennis Reynolds: Oh, Sandy. Sandy, huh? Is Sandy a young, attractive, blond girl?Mac: I have no idea.Dennis Reynolds: Uh, Sandy, why don't you come out here, please?Dee Reynolds: Oh, hello, Mac.Dennis Reynolds: Not so young and attractive, is she?