Charlie Kelly: Someone should've worn a shirt, right?Mac: Probably the kid.
Read more Charlie Kelly QuotesFrom: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
I am an American I can believe in whatever I want in any given moment based on what the argument I am trying to make.
Dennis Reynolds: Wait, so you just painted your butt blue and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?Dee Reynolds: Yep, it worked, it worked.Frank Reynolds: Well, as long as it works.
Mac: Now I can determine a subject's threat level without him being able to feel my retinal assessment.Charlie Kelly: Which is a great advantage because the guy can't see how scared Mac is.Mac: Yes, and- No, that's not what it's about.Charlie Kelly: Oh, I thought you were scared every time...Mac: That's classified!