Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?
Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.