Joey Tribbiani: You're fake laughing too, right?Chandler Bing: Only the tears are real.
Chandler: That's the magical story you use when you want to have sex!Rachel: How do you know about that story?Joey: How do you know about that story?Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy.Joey: Some guy!Rachel: No, she told me his name was Ken Adams.Joey: Ken Adams.
Joey: Wait, Wait! Why does Chandler get to be best man? He was yours last time!Ross: Well, I've known Chandler a long time.Joey: Wait a minute! C'mon Ross, I don't have any brothers; I'll never get to be a best man!Chandler: Joey, you can be best man at my wedding.Joey: I'll never get to be a best man!
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.