Monica Geller-Bing: Can you believe it? We're the only ones who are leaving here with the same person we came here with.Chandler Bing: That's not true, I came with Monica and I am leaving with Weird Al.
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you questions and you've gotta answer real fast, OK? What do you like better, action or comedy?Dr. Ross Geller: Action.Joey Tribbiani: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?Dr. Ross Geller: Dude, you are sick!Joey Tribbiani: Oh, right, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing!
Dr. Ross Geller: How could you tell her?Chandler Bing: I had to, OK? We're getting married. Married people can't keep secrets from one another!Dr. Ross Geller: Oh, really? Well, I guess Monica should know about Atlantic City.Chandler Bing: Du-ude!Monica Geller: What happened in Atlantic City?Dr. Ross Geller: Well, Chandler and I are in a bar...Chandler Bing: Did you not hear me say, "Du-ude!"
Dr. Connelly: Even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know. So keep having sex on a regular basis.Chandler Bing: Oh, dammit!Monica Geller Bing: Don't worry; after a while, you'll tune it out.