Monica: Chandler loves my massages.Chandler: No, actually, he doesn't.Monica: The minute we start to lie to each other...Monica: And, by we, I mean society.
Dr. Ross Geller: Look, I'm sorry to hear about your tragedy, ok? But the swings are perfectly safe, and, besides, Emma loves them. You know what? You should come with us and you'll see!Rachel Green: Ross, those things go like forty miles an hour! There's a moment when you're at the top when you just don't know if you're gonna retun back to earth!Dr. Ross Geller: Space *is* filled with orbiting children...
Joey Tribbiani: Oh, I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you questions and you've gotta answer real fast, OK? What do you like better, action or comedy?Dr. Ross Geller: Action.Joey Tribbiani: Who would you rather sleep with, Monica or Rachel?Dr. Ross Geller: Dude, you are sick!Joey Tribbiani: Oh, right, I forgot you had that whole Rachel thing!
And that's why, no matter what Mommy says, we really were on a break.