Ross: Hey! I am not unemployed, I'm on sabbatical.Joey: Okay Ross, don't get all religious on me!
Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you?Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to herRachel Green: She has the drugs!
Rachel: What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?Ross: Wait. Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?Rachel: What are you, a detective?
Ross Geller: She was...Joey Tribbiani: Awful!Chandler Bing: Not good! Not good!Joey Tribbiani: Nothing compared to you.Ross Geller: Different.Joey Tribbiani: No!Chandler Bing: Uh oh.