Rachel: What is it with men? Do wedding vows mean squat to you people?Ross: Wait. Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?Rachel: What are you, a detective?
Chandler Bing: Hey!Joey Tribbiani: You son of a bitch!Chandler Bing: Is it me, or have the greetings gotten downhill around here?
Phoebe: I have found a selfless good deed. I went to the park and let a bee sting me.Joey Tribbiani: How is that a selfless good deed?Phoebe: It makes the bee look tough in front of his bee friends. The bee's happy and I am definitely not.Joey Tribbiani: Uh, Pheebs, you know the bee probably died after it stung you?Phoebe: ...Dammit.
Dr. Leonard Green: Do you know what rust does to a boat?Ross Geller: Give it that nice, antique-y look?Dr. Leonard Green: Rust is boat cancer.Ross Geller: I'm sorry. When I was a kid, I lost a bike to that.