Rachel Green: Hi, Doctor, how are you?Dr. Ross Geller: Oh sure, you're nice to herRachel Green: She has the drugs!
I don't know what to say Joe, there's never a good time to stop... catching on fire.
Joey Tribbiani: They want me to be totally naked in the movie.Monica Geller: Wow!Joey Tribbiani: I know. My grandma's gonna see this.Phoebe Buffay: Grandma's gonna have to get in line.
Chandler: Yo, paisan. Can I talk to you for a sec? Your tailor... is a very bad man!Joey: Frankie? What are you talking about?Ross: Hey, what's going on?Chandler: Joey's tailor... took advantage of me.Ross: What?Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.Chandler: Oh, come on. He said he was going to do my inseam, and then he ran his hand up my leg, and then there was definite... cupping.Joey: That's how they do pants! First they go up one side, they move it over, then they go up the other side, they move it back, and then they do the rear.Joey: ... What? Ross, would you tell him? Isn't that how a tailor measure pants?Ross: Yes. Yes, it is... In prison! What's the matter with you?