Monica Geller: Hey, You think you can keep it another night?Chandler: Santa, really?Monica Geller: Yeah, is that ok?Chandler: Did your dad ever dress up like santa?Monica Geller: No...Chandler: Then it's okay!
I feel violated. And not in a good way.
Rachel Green: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?Ben Geller: Remember all that stuff I taught you yesterday?Rachel Green: Don't do that.Ben Geller: Don't do that.Rachel Green: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.Ben Geller: Seriously. Your dad doesn't like pranks.Rachel Green: Oh. Damnit!Ben Geller: Oh. Damnit!Rachel Green: No, don't say that.Ben Geller: Damnit!Rachel Green: Don't go back to repeating it.Ben Geller: Damnit.Rachel Green: Aw crapBen Geller: Aw crapRachel Green: No. Don't.Ben Geller: Damnit!
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?Ross: Uh, don't you think that would be a little weird? I mean, two guys in a romantic inn...Monica: No, not if their room has two beds!Ross: I guess... It still seems a little... moonlight boat ride?