The Boys Quotes

Okay, let's go fuck the wife. Consensually.

Well, well, well, if it ain't the invisible cunt.

Billy Butcher: Remember what I told you.
Ryan Butcher: Don't be a cunt.

Hughie Campbell: Who is the contact? What is their actual name?
Billy Butcher: You'll love it.
Hughie Campbell: No, I won't. I won't love it, I never love it. Never fucking love it!

Expecting a happy ending were we? Well, I'm sorry,. Hughie. It ain't that kind of massage parlor.

Hughie Campbell: I'm not a murderer.
Billy Butcher: That's all right. I am.

Mother's Milk: Who's this guy?
Billy Butcher: The new lad. Hughie. Hughie, Mother's Milk.
Hughie Campbell: That's a... nickname?
Mother's Milk: No, my mother actually named me Mother's Milk.
Hughie Campbell: Did-did she?
Mother's Milk: So we got a French whore and a Stephen fucking Hawking. Great job, Butcher.
Billy Butcher: Well, it was Stephen fucking Hawking who dusted the Supe.

Billy Butcher: What's Sporty Spice up to?
Mother's Milk: Who?
Billy Butcher: Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to?
Mother's Milk: I don't know.
Billy Butcher: Exactly. How about Posh? You know what she's doing?
Frenchie: I don't understand.
Billy Butcher: Making clothes for anorexics. Right? Not exactly a growth market. And Baby? You know what she's doing? Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail. And Scary Spice? Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes. Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums. 'Passion', 'Schizophonic', and 'Scream If You Want To Go Faster'. They'll all make your ears bleed. You see, when they're apart, they're absolute fucking rubbish. But, you put them together... they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.
Mother's Milk: How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?

Mother's Milk: This kid needs to be trained up, Butcher.
Hughie Campbell: Yeah. Yeah, what he said. I-I don't know how to blackmail anyone.
Billy Butcher: Hughie, you've done a murder. Comparatively speaking, this will be a piece of cake.

You know, I managed to go my whole life without seeing someone die horribly, and now I'm up to about a half dozen, so I think I'm good.

Hughie Campbell: You came.
Starlight: Like you said, I'm a fucking superhero.

The point is, I can be that person that no one thinks is awesome, but it turns out they're kind of fucking awesome.

Frenchie: I thought you said this boat belongs to a friend.
Billy Butcher: Well, a stranger is just a friend you ain't met yet.

Mother's Milk: And Hughie?
Billy Butcher: Kid's a weeper. Don't want him to get snot on me jacket.

Never go into shark-infested waters without chum.