Old School Quotes

Well why don't you give me your number in case anything happens to my wife.

Mitch : Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver : I recommend you stop being such a faggot. You're in the backseat.

I have a wife and kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frank?

Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.

Six weeks ago Abdul here had a one-way ticket to an arranged marriage with a broad he never met in Bangladesh. Now he's crushing ass every Thursday night at our mixers.

You think I like avoiding my wife and kids to hangout with nineteen-year-old girls everyday?

He's playing hardball. And I got to admit. I'm impressed.

That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

Guys, this is a very special occasion. The Godfather himself has decided to grace us with his presence. This is his damn house. He sleeps twenty feet away.

You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

That party that we had last night has given us a lot of street cred.

We're going streaking!

What we need to do is throw a big kick-off, kick-ass party.

I know a really good sand guy.

Frank here was staring at a white picket fence. Now he's single, he's broke, and has second-degree burns all over his body. And I see a spark in his eye that I haven't seen in fifteen years.

Mitch is a lawyer, buddy. He'll find a way out for us.

It takes a man to give away an angel. You're sweet.

Earmuffs.

What about Mitch here? He saw the wheels come off his life, guys. His whole world crumbled. Now he's the Godfather.

All right, let me be the first to say congratulations to then. You get one vagina for the rest of your life. Real smart, Frank. Way to work it through.

True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

No. That's a piece of crap. We stopped selling that six months ago. Nice gesture, though.

Because this is a very big idea, my friends. We're talking about a non-exclusive egalitarian brotherhood where community status and, more importantly, age have bearing whatsoever.

Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Blue was old. That's what old people do. They die.

You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

Mitch : Please be honest with me. Tell me this is the first time this has ever happened.
Heidi : Well, do you want me to be honest or do you want me to tell you this is the first time?

Nicole : I heard one of your pledges died. Is that true?
Mitch : Well, yes, but Blue was really old. And I feel pretty confident when we get the autopsy back it'll say natural causes.

All I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

This is my house. I live here, Beanie. I'm 30 years old. None of us are enrolled in the college.

Denver? The sunshine state? Gorgeous!

Frank : Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?
Blue : Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

SNOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOP!

What do you think, Max? It's got three speeds.

Yeah, that's it. I got a student alt rock band coming on next. Mitch, I own six speaker cities. I am worth three-and-a-half-million dollars that the government knows about. I got more electronics up there than a damn KISS concert. Tou think I'm gonna roll out this type of red carpet for a fucking marching band? Just make sure you can see the stage.

In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

No it's cool, man, bring your green hat!

I see Blue, He looks glorious.

So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

Jerry : That was great.
Frank : What happened? I blacked out.

All we are is dust in the wind...

Honey, you think KFC is still open?

Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.