Sometimes I just be coughing for nothin'!
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Oscar : Don't... swallow!Lenny : Oscar?Oscar : No, it's Pinocchio - of course it's me! Why did you do that?Lenny : Oh, I'm sorry...Oscar : No, "sorry" is when you step on somebody's fin at the theatre! Yeah, that's "sorry"! "Sorry" is when you ask somebody "Hey, when's the baby due?" and it turns out the person's just fat! No, this is as far away from "sorry" as you can possibly get!Lenny : Oscar, I think I'm gonna puke...Oscar : Oh, no no no no... Lenny, just open up, nice and slow!
My man, Sykes... Has just, begged me... Not to murderlize you all up in here, all right? Now I might listen to him... But then again I might not!
Oscar : Hi, I'm Oscar - you might think you know me, but you have no idea! Welcome to my crib - the good life, the way the other half lives! Check it out, I got my 60-inch high-def plasma TV with six-speaker surround, CD, DVD, Playstation and an eight-track for one of those days when you're feeling just a little weeka-weeka-weeka OLD SCHOOL, ha ha ha! Coz even a superstar Mac-daddy fish like me has to have the basic necessities!Shortie #1 : Yeah, like money!