Mrs. Hudson: ages you.Dr. John Watson: Just trying it out.Mrs. Hudson: Well, it ages you.
As long as I'm alive, you can save your friends. You've got a way out. Well, good luck with that.
Sherlock Holmes: Do people actually read your blog?Dr. John Watson: Where do you think our clients come from?Sherlock Holmes: I have a website.Dr. John Watson: In which you enumerate two hundred and forty different types of tobacco ash. Nobody's reading your website.
So on to some funny stories about John. If you could all just cheer up a bit, that would... be better.