Try not to start a war before I get home. You know what it does to the traffic.
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Mycroft Holmes: Don't be smart.Sherlock Holmes: That takes me back. 'Don't be smart, Sherlock. I'm the smart one.'Mycroft Holmes: I am the smart one.Sherlock Holmes: I used to think I was an idiot.Mycroft Holmes: Both of us thought you were an idiot, Sherlock. We had nothing else to go on till we met other children.Sherlock Holmes: Oh yes, that was a mistake.Mycroft Holmes: Ghastly. What were they thinking of.Sherlock Holmes: Probably something about trying to make friends.Mycroft Holmes: Oh yes. Friends! Of course you go in for that sort of thing now.Sherlock Holmes: And you don't? Ever?Mycroft Holmes: If you seem slow to me, Sherlock, can you imagine what real people are like? I'm living in a world of goldfish.
Oh, do your research. I'm not a hero, I'm a high-functioning sociopath. Merry Christmas!
I wrote my own version of the Nativity when I was a child, "The Hungry Donkey". It was a bit gory, but if you're gonna put a baby in a manger, you're asking for trouble.