House M.D. quotes

Dr. Robert Chase: Really? George Washingbaum?
Dr. Chris Taub: He was a character in the Flintsteins.

Anica Javanovich, Dr. Robert Chase

Dr. Gregory House: Tox screen was clean. He did, however, get hit by a bullet. Just mentioning.
Dr. Allison Cameron: He was shot?
Dr. Gregory House: No, somebody threw it at him.

Dr. Gregory House, Dr. Allison Cameron

You find the toxins, you run your bubble study. You won't find anything, but I'll get the office to myself. There's a lot of porn piling up on the internet. Doesn't download itself.

Dr. Gregory House